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i hope there’s netflix in hell

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spork:

im at work and the assistant that works here is singing demi lovato and im about to hit her in the face

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

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This is a very important post.

babies babying together

Yesterday is but a dream,
Tomorrow is only a vision.
But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope.
KālidāsaThe complete works of Kalidasa (via feellng)

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how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

i lost five followers for posting this

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.