Turn ons: common sense
im at work and the assistant that works here is singing demi lovato and im about to hit her in the face
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
I just want to go to bed but preferably with you
A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.